с ФБ, ибо лень.

Вкратце: я дурак забыл вытащить ключи и закрыл дверь за собой. метался по соседям, а когда это дело надоело - кунгфукиком уговорил дверь меня впустить. и всё это за 15 мин. диапозон испытанных мною эмоций - неописуем!

whats a fun thing to do on a Tuesday night? oh, yeah, that's right - LOCKING YOURSELF OUTSIDE OF YOUR FLAT (now here follows an elaborate mental outcry that consists of various cursing words in various languages that would be fitting to this situation, much like "OH.SHIT." would be) is a fun thing to do. yeah, lets do that. oh, and don't forget to forget your phone and money too. well, you don't have any money anyway, so you can't even call the handyman hahah! isn't this fun? your parents are also away in a different country this week, but thankfully you have friends who live near by. aren't you glad?
Well, thankfully я Куницко-Пинчук - аnd that provides me with a wonderful blend of logically-approved-FTS-decisions a bit of "ain't nothing gonna make me do what I don't want to do" and an ability to remain calm like an iceberg despite circumstances.
So it's 9pm, knocking on doors makes me appear like a stalker in the night or a rejected social worker, I persevere and manage to fish out a lovely couple from the floor below me. We attempt to pry open my door with his key, but to no effect, because well duuuh they're gonna be different, so then we proceed to planning an elaborate plan of fishing out my keys through the letter box, with all due respect those guys really tried to help. :") Eventually, as I am here now (on fb), in my cozy home, dog walked&fed an all - some must be wondering HOW, well, my friends - I really had no intention of sleeping outside my door or paying money for my own carelessness, so I just thought I'd talk it over with the door face2face; a few kicks did the job splendidly.

PS: On this occasion only am I very glad that Scottish doors are so pathetically weak/thin/cardboardlike - this story wouldn't end well in Russia, cause you know - "put up a door like it's nuclear war" is the motto of house-making back in the old and cold.