the deer-riding elf...? the DEER RIDING ELF?
Wasn't it an elk though? oO Deers are smaller and more slender, if you can say that about a deer...

The pale orc was way too adorable for my liking... The blue eyes and a fork for an arm made him, and the fact that he is pale as well. Why is he the only pale orc out of all the orcs in the film and happens to be the leader as well, that's a bit racist xD

the ponies were adorable
Myrtle. One of the ponies' name was f*cking MYRTLE, I thought I was gonna die laughing! xDDD

банановый ежик, Wasn't it an elk though? oO Deers are smaller and more slender, if you can say that about a deer... nah, it was definitively a deer. and a white dear at that elks/mooses (?! spelling) have very particular..um...faces, you see... XD too adorable
when he was staring at Thoooooorrrrrin (especially the scene where they're cornered by wrags on the tree) I, a person NOT inclined to such thoughts, thought, is this all really just about the arm (dot.dot.dot?) mother said he looked like Putin, or like an actor (whose name i forgot) without the stage make-up XD
it might be racist, but i also thought of it this way: i'm an albino and an orc to top it off, maybe i should take advantage of my oddness and become a leader to scare the shit out of everyone else! all i need is to work out a lil' more than the rest of them, i've already got more grey matter than the lot, all set then.

but it's cute! Myrtle was cute and hairy!

when we got out of the cinema it was pouring outside, we got the cab, the rates this week are fucking incredible, 9 pounds for less than 2km D:< and, well, on the cab it said that they accept cards, so we were like "FCUK YES!", and then BAM his card machine doesn't work. but the rate is ticking. so, we were like: "stop the fucking rate and drive us to the closest cash machine. we will NOT be paying for that" i think we intimidated the driver a bit...
+ to top it all off, we get home and the first thing i hear is an alarm. so i'm like "fuck, it better NOT be my flat" 1st floor - not there, 2nd - same thing, i get to my floor and i think "ofcourse it's going to be MY floor" and voila! it came from my neighbors flat, but it was so fucking loud i thought something was on fire in my flat, and my dog was inside and panicpanic almost broke the key trying to get iinnnn....in the end we waited to see some fireman ass but got none, i guess everyone's on xmas holidays....

There's this whole debate on Tumblr: some people say it's an elk, some people say it's a moose, some people say it's a deer. Well I say it could be a freaking mix of three - that's Tolkien we're talking about xDD

but i also thought of it this way:
True. He's got "royal" blood in him anyway, his father was also a leader. So turns out he didn't have much choice, he was the heir.

but it's cute! Myrtle was cute and hairy!
Yeah, but MYRTLE! xDDD And Daisy, omfg, it's too adorable to handle!!

That is horrible.
"Christmas spirit is most important - overpay and die, you puny humans!" - is that the motto or something xD

he didn't have much choice now there's a poor thing! XD
"Christmas spirit is most important - overpay and die, you puny humans!" <3 yuppp. so it seems. but YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT WITH A SMILE!
ps i see you have a trove of LOTR avatars care to share?

I shall certainly share what I have, as soon as I get to my laptop, which will be tomorrow, hopefully...

банановый ежик, ^____^ thank you dear.